Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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