People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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