I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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