That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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