She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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