Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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