question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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