a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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