there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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