Sponge bath it is.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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