I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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