so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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