I'm so fucking centered right now
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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