HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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