You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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