Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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