She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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