What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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