I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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