This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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