Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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