Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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