Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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vagina is talking i cant
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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