better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Lo siento on account of my penis...
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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