What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Are we still banned from the library?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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