he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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