oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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