TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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