Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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