Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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