Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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