You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
