i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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