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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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