Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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