apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had to coat check the pizza.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize