It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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