Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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