I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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