But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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