I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i dont even know how to be here
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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