...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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