just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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