I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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