I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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