I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
handjob tips. give me some.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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