How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
is it fun? or sober?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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