Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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