I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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