She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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