I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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