Grow some girl-balls and come out already
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
the raccoons are back...
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