Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
