"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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